F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 29, 2023

A professional arsonist.

Too bad he didn’t mention s’mores.

Too bad he had to use his resume to light that fire.

My special skill: taking an afternoon nap.

Now he only has to get to the final 4 on Survivor and win the fire making challenge

Let’s see if you qualify as a firefighter, too.

When you need to cook the books nature’s way.

“Arsonist?”

The job applicant is Charlie McGee’s son (serious Stephen King fans get the reference).

… not a requirement for congress…

Fire-bug is a skill??…