Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 23, 2023

Before the fart, I did not hear the giggles of wiggles. Then God created the new gas and said, “Let one and say that it wiggles out my rear”!

…nothing like a good dog…

…being married 38 years will do that to you…

…this is why AI will never get us…

…it can’t fArt…

…yes…

…but is it fArt?…

…I man in the bar sitting next to me asked…

…if you knew the world was ending tomorrow would you tell anyone…

…I said, no…

…so he gave me his expensive watch…

..since then…

…I’ve decided to live my life like it was my last day on Earth…

…by relaxing in my hammock with a cold drink in my hand…

…what!?!…

…you thought I’d say I’d climb Mt. Everest?…

…jump from an airplane?…

…surf?…

…my last day I’m relaxing …

…enjoying the little things…

…like reading Frog Applause…

It’s the little things.

This man was obviously married to my ex-sister-in-law. ( It was the food particles in the facial hair that was the clue )

Awww! Sometimes it best to go to off alone to reflect on those we lost.

Ginger, Buffy, Nikko, Brandy, CJ, Cannon, Beany, Benny, Ziggy…

A trip to the moon on gossamer wings…

It was great fun

But it was just one

Of those things.

“They” say love is blind.

Too bad it’s not odorless.

(as a registered Group Smell Proponent I am somewhat an expert on these things)

She’s a keeper!

It’s a paraphilia thing.

I can rhyme in flatulence, but I must admit, it has never really helped with the ladies. Maybe I should try scatting instead.

My grandpa called ‘em “ Buck Snorts …!

( did’ja hear that buck snort? )

Clearly, you are mal-located, out in the clean, fresh air. It’s no wonder you are lost in reverie about her!

Where did you bury her body? Is the corpse in that nearby copse?

thats everything

London bridge is falling down falling down falling down London bridges falling down my fair lady.

I hope I hope it’s off to work we go I hope I hope it’s off to work we go I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope in work we go.

Said no one ever.