Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for June 10, 2023

When do you plan to get even ?

That is about as separate as you can get!

Separate houses would seem to be the answer for that.

Did you give her his dirty laundry too? If she wants him, she should get all the garbage that goes with him!

I read once where over a third of married couples sleep in separate bedrooms for non discord reasons, such as snoring, etc.

“Love thy neighbor” (But don’t get caught!) ;-}

grimmy.com

He was desperate for a good nights sleep, the neighbor was off on vacation and the bed was vacant, he got permission of course…

mmh…great?

Take the curlers out once in awhile and he might hang around more…

Welp…