Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 10, 2023

Nice craftsmanship.

I loved it, different every night.

The only time I was ever on a boat was a little speed boat. I had to hold my GF’s boobs…which was a good thing

If the movie was that scary, she should have left and gone to their cabin.

At the last motel I stayed at, there was a towel animal in the shape of a swan.

I didn’t have towel animals, but we faced some large swells that made over half of the passengers take to their beds with meclizine and saltines. I was out and about. My stewardess had placed hand towels in the drawers and one on the vanity, and put my toiletries (makeup, perfume, skin stuff) that I had in those places neatly on them, keeping them from rolling around and onto the deck. She taught me all sorts of tricks for maximizing the space as well.

Thank you, Transderm-Scop! Those little patches every three days worked very well to prevent nausea.

Showing sea monster movies during a cruise is like showing the movie “Airplane!” as the in-flight movie on an airliner.

Wonder why the cabin attendant would do the octopus when it was the feature of the scary movie. Was it on purpose or just accidental ?

Second time this week you’ve been scared, Ralph (see the strip from the 6th…https://www.gocomics.com/drabble/2023/06/06?ct=v&cti=2208697)!

I remember our steward making a monkey that was hanging from the ceiling! Coming back from dinner and seeing THAT made me scream!

Towel animals only make sense if kids are with them.

At least they didn’t show The Poseidon Adventure

Good thing it wasn’t a Japanese cruise ship – movies with tentacles on those are a whole different kind of horror.

When did Mary Worth become a ship’s steward? d;o)

(Longtime MW readers’ll get the reference!)