Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 02, 2009
October 01, 2009
October 03, 2009
Transcript:
Saleswoman: Nothing says where we are as a country like fall's must-have sequined mini-dress with thigh-high gladiator boots!! Cathy: We're in a state of complete denial? Saleswoman: Also a city, suburb, town and village of denial! Assistant: United at last!
Aurion almost 15 years ago
Greet those poor, tired, huddled masses in style with the very latest from the Lady Liberty Collection. Matching accessories include crowns, torches, and tablets available in a variety of patriotic colors! And best of all, this chic designer line is also perfect for the upcoming Halloween season. Don’t wait; buy yours today!
Disclaimer: the Lady Liberty Collection requires that all prospective shoppers sign off on a legal waiver regarding any injuries, mishaps, or otherwise unfortunate yet highly unlikely circumstances which could arise during daily activities whilst clad in our fabulous attire. These include, but are not limited to:
Doorways with a six foot height clearence Ceiling fans of varying speeds Avian species, whether low-flying, nesting, or territorially defensive Bungee jumpers, daredevil climbers, and large gorillas carrying damsels in distress Assorted types of aircraft, both commercial and privately owned ‘Wardrobe Malfunctions’, particularly in the heel region Feline species of any sort Errant, slightly confused lumberjacks
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LibrarianInTraining almost 15 years ago
Aurion, why don’t you have your own comic strip?! You’re hilarious!
puddleglum1066 almost 15 years ago
We’re apparently in a state of ignorance as well, since gladiators didn’t wear boots, thigh-high or otherwise…
caren park Premium Member almost 15 years ago
i think cathy jumped the shark a few years ago…
Aurion almost 15 years ago
Librarian: I have no strip for I have no drawing abilities whatsoever. Woe. But thanks for the compliment, ehehe.
Hum, and I disagree on the gladiators not wearing boots comment; modern-day shoppers tend to wear them when the need arises. Like, say, the time-honored sport of ‘Day After Thanksgiving Early Morning Shopping Madness’? Believe me, in the history of humankind, there is no bloodier gladiatorial sport than that.
Field and scream… I remember that! Oh, happy cartoon memories of my youth, time to seek you out once more on Youtube.
Linda: Thank you for your kind words as well.
lin4869 almost 15 years ago
I have to agree, Aurion; you seem quite clever! :-)
funnyfan928 almost 15 years ago
KISS called, they want their boots back.
bluetopazcrystal over 14 years ago
Reminiscent of Elton John’s platforms when he performed as the Pin Ball Wizard in Tommy.