Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 02, 2009

Greet those poor, tired, huddled masses in style with the very latest from the Lady Liberty Collection. Matching accessories include crowns, torches, and tablets available in a variety of patriotic colors! And best of all, this chic designer line is also perfect for the upcoming Halloween season. Don’t wait; buy yours today!

Disclaimer: the Lady Liberty Collection requires that all prospective shoppers sign off on a legal waiver regarding any injuries, mishaps, or otherwise unfortunate yet highly unlikely circumstances which could arise during daily activities whilst clad in our fabulous attire. These include, but are not limited to:

Doorways with a six foot height clearence Ceiling fans of varying speeds Avian species, whether low-flying, nesting, or territorially defensive Bungee jumpers, daredevil climbers, and large gorillas carrying damsels in distress Assorted types of aircraft, both commercial and privately owned ‘Wardrobe Malfunctions’, particularly in the heel region Feline species of any sort Errant, slightly confused lumberjacks

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Aurion, why don’t you have your own comic strip?! You’re hilarious!

We’re apparently in a state of ignorance as well, since gladiators didn’t wear boots, thigh-high or otherwise…

i think cathy jumped the shark a few years ago…

Librarian: I have no strip for I have no drawing abilities whatsoever. Woe. But thanks for the compliment, ehehe.

Hum, and I disagree on the gladiators not wearing boots comment; modern-day shoppers tend to wear them when the need arises. Like, say, the time-honored sport of ‘Day After Thanksgiving Early Morning Shopping Madness’? Believe me, in the history of humankind, there is no bloodier gladiatorial sport than that.

Field and scream… I remember that! Oh, happy cartoon memories of my youth, time to seek you out once more on Youtube.

Linda: Thank you for your kind words as well.

I have to agree, Aurion; you seem quite clever! :-)

KISS called, they want their boots back.

Reminiscent of Elton John’s platforms when he performed as the Pin Ball Wizard in Tommy.