Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 19, 2023

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You’re the kind of a guy she’d want to hate…..

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You couldn’t afford her

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    In a fantasy, everything works out perfectly. That’s why Cosmo is drinking beer. He needs to ferment better dreams for his stout body to hop on to. And not the bitter things of reality that will leave him ale-ing. But he so lager-ly about doing things, he’ll probably end up getting mugged. Yeast he remembers what his limit is. Otherwise he’ll end up in the gutter like an empty and broken keg.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    It’s all right now, you can’t flatter everyone so you got to flatter yourself.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He who tootith not his own horn, said horn will not be tootith

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He’s got a good point there

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    namleht  over 1 year ago

    Bammmmmm!

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    Proverbs 23:7a…For as he thinks within himself, so he is."

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    All he wants to do is dream.

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    James Deveney Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Fake it till you make it!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Cosmo’s enormous girth definitely needs to be flatter.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You missed your chance with her, Perfesser. You ordered the wrong drink!!! (No olive)

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    Melania Meadowlark, out raising eyebrows at Roz’s?

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    constantine48  over 1 year ago

    She wants you to raise the child she had with another guy.

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