In a fantasy, everything works out perfectly. That’s why Cosmo is drinking beer. He needs to ferment better dreams for his stout body to hop on to. And not the bitter things of reality that will leave him ale-ing. But he so lager-ly about doing things, he’ll probably end up getting mugged. Yeast he remembers what his limit is. Otherwise he’ll end up in the gutter like an empty and broken keg.
dadthedawg Premium Member over 1 year ago
You’re the kind of a guy she’d want to hate…..
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
You couldn’t afford her
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
In a fantasy, everything works out perfectly. That’s why Cosmo is drinking beer. He needs to ferment better dreams for his stout body to hop on to. And not the bitter things of reality that will leave him ale-ing. But he so lager-ly about doing things, he’ll probably end up getting mugged. Yeast he remembers what his limit is. Otherwise he’ll end up in the gutter like an empty and broken keg.
Doug K over 1 year ago
It’s all right now, you can’t flatter everyone so you got to flatter yourself.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
He who tootith not his own horn, said horn will not be tootith
rickmac1937 Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s got a good point there
namleht over 1 year ago
Bammmmmm!
Just-me over 1 year ago
Proverbs 23:7a…For as he thinks within himself, so he is."
rshive over 1 year ago
All he wants to do is dream.
James Deveney Premium Member over 1 year ago
Fake it till you make it!
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Cosmo’s enormous girth definitely needs to be flatter.
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
You missed your chance with her, Perfesser. You ordered the wrong drink!!! (No olive)
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Melania Meadowlark, out raising eyebrows at Roz’s?
constantine48 over 1 year ago
She wants you to raise the child she had with another guy.