Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 15, 2023

P2: Huh?

Where’s Tim McCarver and Dr. Joyce Brothers?

New Haven, another Connecticut HS.

I like the understated cup in panel one.

The Milford Jaybird? What happened to the Mudlark? Did the woke agenda and its loud advocates force the Milford High School administration to change the cruel, insensitive and derogatory river bank scavenger Mudlark moniker to the noisy and colorful Jaybird? Say it ain’t so!

Is the station pronounced WEAK Radio?

The lime green uniforms New Haven are wearing is a refreshing change from the usual UNC blue.

P3 – HS softball players don’t wear shorts. Not good for sliding.

Could be a long day for the New Haven if they keep swinging at pitches behind their backs.

Great catch. She almost made contact with follow through.

No doubt the Korean Nightmare is well prepared for the Red Devils cheer from watching football (soccer).

The Milford pitcher has the worst retainer I’ve ever seen!

Milford has a college?

…and who’s ‘the wolfe’?

Before Hankie, Milford had a community college. Marty is relegated to broadcasting JV softball play down games? This High School Harry nonsense is pitiful.

2 game playoff. Should be quick.

Wolfie’s pitching with her eyes open . . . they’re doomed.

I just checked with a certain gentleman from Goshen and he says a Red Devil would be -$250 in a “real” fight with either a Jaybird or a Mudlark. I loaded up on the Crimson Dynamo.

Dirty Dotty Dubbs is dealing filth to the New Haven batters today.

“Red Devils vs. the Milford’s Jaybird”. So, if Milford is the Jaybird, the Red Devils wear… green in P3?

Wasn’t Jaybird the dead kid who was reincarnated as a peacock?

So the Red Devils home uniforms are green?

Marty is not happy. He’s got his favorite sippy cup with him, but tolerating this game is a lot tougher when his cup is filled with Hoo™ instead of Johnny Walker, like in the old days. And speaking of filled, your day can be filled with happiness when you read Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/06/15/depressed-moon/

Jaybird which means approximately: fool, ba$ta+d, jerk, jacka$$ doofu$, goofball. I thought Milford was The Mudlarks.