Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 13, 2023

Okay this.. is actually a clever pivot. No sense dragging milford down with them.

P2: Dr. P: And take that coat hanger out of your mouth!

The good Dr. needs Signman to make her a decent nameplate.

P4: …so we could sell more vape “stix”.

She looks like she’s juggling roses.

DR. PERRL? Did somebody from the ‘Fun With Phonics’ class make her desk name plate?

P1.5 Rod responding: “Why does a dog lick his b*lls, Dr. Pearl? Because he can.”

Dr. Pearl continues to mock and get over on the school district’s weapons zero tolerance policy by wearing punji sticks in her hair bun.

In all reality , we’re not going to lie to you. We were going to use the money we made from selling to buy baseball equipment and uniforms for the kids in the Milford Orphanage . Scouts Honor !

That Lou Holtz. What an actor.. Whigham has drawn Marty with a bottle of Johnnie Walker after Holly Dobbs tells him no chance. Annddd Gil schleps used cars, tell ‘em GilPa sent you. When is Pearl Jam gonna spray fizz water from that flower?

P 3.5: “…and save all your jobs…”

Good work here by Gil once again- let someone else resolve it.

Dr P – You idiots, why do all the work of selling, haven’t you ever heard of GoFundMe?

Ooh, looks like Dr. Pearl has a nice penthouse view too. It’s nice to be one of the two big cheeses. And speaking of cheese, Mopped Up Thorp is often loaded with cheesy jokes.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/06/13/gil-gone/

How can she afford those roses with all the budget cuts? Shouldn’t she be working in the cafeteria today? Does she take her name plate with her when she works other parts of the school?

P4- You see Doc, there’s this GranPa van for sale and we can stock a rolling inventory, and set up for sales in parking lots, MCC, down at Milford Town Park City Lake, venerable Milford Field, Milford Downs, Milford Diner, Copywrite Cafe, Ricozzi’s, Milford Ink, The Bucket. We have free samples for our curious prospects. Let us do our thing Granny and there is no budget crisis.

“OK, boys, here’s the deal. I now get half the profits—I would hate to see anything happen to your transcripts.”

Are Rod and ToBe headed to Valley Modified?…

P 4 (Tobe): “….not to mention…you guy’-es idea of making money involved selling old, dried up candy bars, and that one-time, silly lift-a-thon…what’s next? Selling encyclopedias door-to-door?….gimme’ a break man…once kids get a whiff of these vapes, they keep coming back for more…it’s called ‘making money’ Pearl…”