Kliban by B. Kliban for June 09, 2023

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Those bites should be te$ticle shaped!

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    Plumb.Bob Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A dish best served cold no doubt.

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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    I know of divorcees cohabitating with their boy friends but refuse marriage because they would lose their alimony.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Meeowww. Hissst!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 1 year ago

    He’s paying you for what again?

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    OY!

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    Paying alimony is for masochists. Just give ‘em the house, the car, a lump cash settlement, and your right te$ticle right away. Why drag it out? They’re gonna get it all, anyway. ( Thus spake the voice of experience! )

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