His identity was “poached”.
“Humpty Dumpty shopped in a mall…”
Yeah, I never bought the wall reason.
Looks like he has his sunny side up
Who said Humphrey was a Egg ?
Eggactly.
What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
Humpty was pushed!
What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
And he literally broke because he hit a figurative wall.
Who’s his next of kin?
Hope we can crack this case wide open…
This yolk never gets rotten.
the bags held trousers, shirt, socks, gloves, necktie, and two hats…
yet Humpty was nekkid except for shoes
My niece used to say: Shop ’till you drop, or your mom makes you stop.
This has to be the umpteenth time this has happened.
And that is no yolk…
Cracking me up here.
SHAKENDOWNVILLE over 1 year ago
His identity was “poached”.
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Humpty Dumpty shopped in a mall…”
TStyle78 over 1 year ago
Yeah, I never bought the wall reason.
Grandma Lea over 1 year ago
Looks like he has his sunny side up
scote1379 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Who said Humphrey was a Egg ?
Prawnclaw over 1 year ago
Eggactly.
manowarrior over 1 year ago
What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 1 year ago
Humpty was pushed!
manowarrior over 1 year ago
What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
Doug K over 1 year ago
And he literally broke because he hit a figurative wall.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Who’s his next of kin?
Hope we can crack this case wide open…
He who shell not be named!Jeffin Premium Member over 1 year ago
This yolk never gets rotten.
ʲᔆ over 1 year ago
the bags held trousers, shirt, socks, gloves, necktie, and two hats…
yet Humpty was nekkid except for shoes
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 1 year ago
My niece used to say: Shop ’till you drop, or your mom makes you stop.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
This has to be the umpteenth time this has happened.
T... over 1 year ago
And that is no yolk…
eddi-TBH over 1 year ago
Cracking me up here.