Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 02, 2023

Sharks have fins shorter than a T-rex arms. Just how do you guys floss ?

And remember that every girl’s crazy ’bout a shark dressed man.

Floss, floss, floss your teeth

Gently with intestine

Though they got replaced once they fall out

Bite me and I scream

Actually, sharks— ah, never mind.

Ah a school of sharks eh.

School of sharks do doo do doo doo …

An adult shark was teaching a young shark how to hunt for prey. One day they came upon an overturned boat, all the people were in the water. The adult said, “do exactly as I do”. First, they swam 100’ out from the boat with their fin exposed. Then they swam 50’ out from the boat with fin and tail exposed. “Now we can go in and eat the people”. After they had engorged themselves, the young shark asked, “why didn’t we just go in and eat them at first?”. The older shark replied, “they taste better without all the sh!t inside!”.

BURPPP!

Sharks have 5 to 15 rows of teeth so it takes longer.

It apparently hasn’t taken it’s own advice, it’s appear to have several teeth missing.

Sharks don’t have worry about flossing or seeing a dentist. They lose teeth all the time. There are rows and rows of teeth that keep growing and replacing lost ones.