Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 18, 2023

Did Mort tell you what kind of mileage you will get?…..

Once you get in there it will lose that new coffin smell, take one of those pine air fresheners with you

That is really weird.

It gets old fast.

For those on a budget, it would be wise to shop around and make all the arrangements ahead of time.

“rayon chafes, you know.”

“The Loved One”

Do you take cream & sugar with that “new coffin” smell? Or will you take it black?

Crazy! How can anyone love a coughing spell? Huh? OH! A coffin smell. Never mind.

It’s almost “to die for”.

Coffins are not in my future. Not that I’m living forever. After the docs use up all my good parts, its off to the flames for me. And maybe my ashes will fertilize a tree.

Morbid.

Big Daddy Roth has got a car for you!

Am I wrong, in the fact that, I’ve been worried about Buzz for a while—not to mention Roz ! ! !

It’s not the cough that carries you off, so much as the coffin they carry you off in.

Roz’s expression in the last panel…

And they’re so comfortable…

Now you can be made into dirt-mulch.

Testing products at a mortuary is quite the undertaking.

i’ll take your word

Sounds like an embalming expereience to me.

Little pleasures of the really old…

He could have sung “Psycho Killer” so she’d run away

Forget the coffin, and the furnace. How about natural composting?

That “Used Coffin” smell, on the other hand …

Biz’s “one foot in the grave” humor is inspiring.