Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 13, 2011
March 12, 2011
March 14, 2011
Transcript:
Cathy: She's reaching for her purse... She's rummaging... She's rooting... She's dumping... MORON! Couldn't you look for your parking ticket before you go to the pay window?? There are six cars backed up behind you!!! Oh, no. Where's my ticket?? I had my ticket! My ticket was in my hand!! My ticket only disappeared because the moron in front of me couldn't find her ticket! AACK!! Now I did it again! Now my wallet is gone! It was right here!! I am not one of those people who don't have their ticket and money ready! My ticket and money were ready! It was the lady in front of me's fault for making me mad and disoriented!! I was ready!! Another day, another visit from the parking lot god of humility. Cathy:...My keys!! AACK!! Now what did I do with my keys???
Francine Long almost 14 years ago
:The Parking Lot God of Humility”,,,,I love it!
NE1956 almost 14 years ago
Clearly this woman is insane.
Beam me up Scotty.
WebSpider almost 14 years ago
She should subscribe to the God of Being More Organized…
lightenup Premium Member almost 14 years ago
She’s so easily frazzled. Just grip the ticket and money in one hand, and calmly drive with the other. It’s not that hard.
Gretchen's Mom almost 14 years ago
That’s how it seems to be these days for a lot of people: no matter what it is, it’s always someone else’s fault for all their problems and never their own.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Too cute!! Good lesson too.