Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 03, 2011

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POOF POOF DAB DAB PUCKER PUCKER DIAL DIAL Cathy: I'm finally emotionally ready to be fixed up, Margo! Do you know any men you could introduce me to?? Voice from phone: I already introduced you to my husband's brother, and you rejected him. Cathy: Sorry. Do you know any women you could introduce me to who might know men they could introduce me to? Voice from phone: After you rejected Fred, I introduce you to Chervl, who introduced you to Brian, who you also rejected. Cathy: Sorry. Do you know any other women who could introduce me to other women who might know men they could introduce me to?? Voice from phone: After the Cheryl/ Brian incident, I introduced you to Karen, who introduced you to Jack, who you also rejected. How about couples? Do you know any couples who could introduce me to women who could introduce me to other women who might know a man they could introduce me to?? My love life: Once, at a standstill. Now, going backwards.