Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 13, 2023

The Italians order baguettes from Paris. But by the time they arrive, they’re only good for croutons.

He’s already interning in philosophy.

I think he doesn’t bother with college at all.

I think a better word for ‘patience’ would be ‘cassoulet’.

Major in whichever one feeds you.

But if “best” and “fastest” are mutually incompatible … ???

Definitions of baguette; Noun

1 ,a long, narrow loaf of French bread.2,a gem, especially a diamond, cut in a long rectangular shape.

a baguette diamond 3 ,ARCHITECTURE ,a small molding, semicircular in section.4 ,a slim, rectangular handbag.

Sometimes a crouton is just a crouton

Go to trade school and learn a living trade. Cheaper and you’ll probably get a higher paying job.

Whichever one takes the least amount of work…