In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 13, 2023

Well it’s not ten feet. But it’s longer than ten inches.

Even ten feet would not have been enough to make this vault.

This would require closer to twenty.

Regrets only

So that’s “two” in binary, right?

toMAYto, toMAHto; apostrophe, quotation mark — Hey, there’s a reason why they’re on the same key on my keyboard, right?

If he doesn’t make it over, it’s his own vault.

I can tell someone got a college education.