Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 09, 2023

Poncho to the rescue! Maybe he should franchise the idea with friends at the Cafe?

Dogs eat anything.

Cute setup! But you had to know whose phone would ring.

Don’t give it to him. If it’s that bad he’ll get sick.

Only trouble is first it must be rolled in before complete removal ;-)

Yeah… You might want to try calling someone else.

Just dont blow it up like that dead whale in Oregon.

Would that be “Rot Weller Fridge Service”?

AND THE CALL CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

Saw that one coming from a mile away – but I still LOVED IT!

Poncho put some roadkill in the fridge for a late night snack.

LOL. Literally the best Pooch. Cafe. Ever.

When the factory reopened after summer vacation, they discovered the power had been cut on the cafeteria’s meat freezer. As the new boy in the maintenance department, it was my job to load the freezer on a dolly, and wheel the fetid, maggoty mess back to the garbage bin; but not without having some fun. It was a long way through the factory, and from time to time I would leave the freezer sit in someone’s work area. Taking a few steps away, I was always rewarded with the same response: “Hey, you can’t leave that here! What’s in this thing?” And they always lifted the lid.

Take off that %#$&@! hot looking turtleneck long sleeve shirt, CARMEN. It’s blazing hot and humid and IT’S SUMMER!!!!!

How are you guys surprised by this?

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional!”-Hunter Thompson

Just suck it up, find it, and throw it out yourself. If I could do it after Hurricane Rita, for me and both my next-door neighbors…. (I never want to see a box of Garlic Toast again in my LIFE!)