WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for June 15, 2023

I have no doubt that’s what happened.

Back in the early 1980’s one of the other computer programmers where I worked was a little flirty—nothing offensive but skirting close to the line. One day he came up behind me and tickled me at my waist. I just laughed and walked away. Then I got a little spray bottle out of my purse, went over to his desk and sprayed him with my Enjoli. “Explain that to your wife!” I said. After that no one ever bothered me again, and we all got along just fine (of course, it helped that we were all computer nerds and weren’t inclined to indulge in sexual power plays)

Do they still do this? I never liked this practice and avoided these areas where this was done because I was allergic to certain perfumes and colognes!

Looks like this isn’t the first time that this has happened to him.

I told the sample sprayer that everybody that got sprayed with Perry Ellis had to get HIV tested after he died of AIDS. She wandered off mumbling cluelessly.

Sucks to PU.

A little extreme but sometimes necessary with some women…..

Better safe than sorry…