Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 29, 2011
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SWIMWEAR 2000 ONLINE Cathy: No more humiliating hours in the stores! No more weeping in the dressing rooms! Every swimsuit made can be ordered online and tried on in the privacy of the home! Plain tank... Tummy-control tank... Hip-minimizing tank... Bust-enhancing tank... Tankini... skirt... sarong... high leg... medium leg... straight leg... scoop neck... V-neck... square neck... low back... medium back...... Every combination! Every color! Every print! Three sizes per suit! For once in my life I can try on enough suits to find one that really fits!!! Computer: That will be $42,000.00. Cathy: Sigh...
legaleagle48 over 13 years ago
I guess Cathy forgot about that part of online shopping that requires her to buy BEFORE she tries.
NE1956 over 13 years ago
I wish I knew where her Alternate Bizzaro World was. I’d like to visit sometime. I would NEVER complain about my own life again.
Noveltman over 13 years ago
Diet soda…. Ha!
“Now I can eat anything I WANT!”
gobblingup Premium Member over 13 years ago
Everything looks good online, either on a model or laid flat. It’s when it’s on your own body that you see how it really looks. I only order clothes online when I can’t find my size in the store, or if there’s a real store nearby where I can return without hassle.