Pluggers by Rick McKee for June 24, 2023

Sadly it doesn’t work that way.

Some stupid rich chicks could use it to pad their butts.

Yes there is. You can donate your foods. Gimme your picanic baskets full of foods now!

Francisco Pizarro’s soldiers used the fat of slain natives to dress their wounds. Yeah, so that could work….gruesome.

You could probably render them down for candles or something.

Ambergris, a waste product from whales, is extremely valuable. I was just thinking yesterday: why, oh why, isn’t cat litter scoopings of value?

Pie Hole Control ! Just say “NO” to the munchies ;-)

not a whole lot of need for rancid tallow

True that!

It would be nice.

Yes… pay for some skinny person’s ‘all you can eat’ buffet and then don’t eat yours. Share the fat !

I think I could help donate enough to make about 3 skinny people to a more average size, i wish

Can you say “Fight Club”?

Yeah, I wish there was some way to donate the loose skin/flab I have hanging around after losing a lot of weight. It is so expensive to get it removed.

who’d want another’s fat anyway?

LOL. No, but now that you mention it…

I can think of a dozen responses, but, no, not even the fat food places can use your fat.