Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 22, 2023

Broomie the star has a good name for you.

I named a whole galaxy after myself and it didn’t cost me one cent. Remember those TV commercials where they wanted you to pay to supposedly have a star named after you?

My brother is outside howling at the moon.

I paid $50 to have a star named after me. There are several desperate unemployed actors.

The only constellation I was able to ID immediately was Orion (the three stars of his belt was a dead giveaway), and, as I knew the two Dippers were nearby, I was able to see them, too.

I would have thought that it would have been Irwin who paid the $50…

No,Broomy ! Should have been Pizza Pie!

very fitting…

Sigh, and you could’ve gotten an NFT of it for only $25… ☺

There was a place selling plots of land on Mars. Now THAT’s a sucker!

I’d rather have some acreage on the moon.

For just $10, I can change your astrological sign. :)

And appropriately named.

Irwin is so trusting, i.e., gullible, that he doesn’t know that he’s being slammed. Oh Broomie, what are we going to do with you?

Must be her middle name: Broom Gullible Hilda….