Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for June 12, 2023

The guy being alive is a good starting point.

Then you need to just set your sights a whole lot lower….

A dog might be a lot easier. No arguments and easier to clean up after.

Does he have to breath Jan.?

That ‘Ticking Body Clock’ thing raging?

Easiest and cheapest solution=A vibrator and a good supply of batteries.

Send Zack off to military school then go out on a date!

Yikes

Another one of those comics where no one grows up