The beautiful pea-green boat had a sextant (if you recall “the Owl looked up to the stars above”) and the pussycat had a waterproof quartz watch. So they used celestial navigation to sail “to the land where the Bong-Tree grows”. And, I might mention, lived happily ever after.
rmremail over 1 year ago
Back in my day, the Owl had been a boy scout, so he didn’t need a GPS.
angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago
Some of those modern rhymes might be even scarier than the classic ones.
ladykat over 1 year ago
They took some honey and plenty of money, wrapped up in a five-pound note.
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Couldn’t at least the owl fly around until it found land? But, that poor kitty cat. Sniff.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Don’t change the Nursery Rhymes…
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
What a beautiful Pu$$y you are…um…were.
rwh2 over 1 year ago
The beautiful pea-green boat had a sextant (if you recall “the Owl looked up to the stars above”) and the pussycat had a waterproof quartz watch. So they used celestial navigation to sail “to the land where the Bong-Tree grows”. And, I might mention, lived happily ever after.
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s killing the teddy bear! :)
greenlynn Premium Member over 1 year ago
I hope they remembered to take their runcible spoon.