Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 19, 2023

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    Ratkin  about 1 year ago

    Yes.

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      about 1 year ago

    ᴏʜ ʟᴏᴏᴋ, ᴏᴜʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪs ᴜᴘ ғᴏʀ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ…

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    FreihEitner Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Squirrel!

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    seanfear  about 1 year ago

    nowadays? yeah, it is, pal.

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    allen@home  about 1 year ago

    Yup must be.

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    blunebottle  about 1 year ago

    Sorry…what was that you said?

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 year ago

    If there’s a squirrel around, then you’re asking for too much.

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    Eli zabelle  about 1 year ago

    That’ll be $90, see you next week.

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    tnt219  about 1 year ago

    see “F Minus” (same date)Seems to be a theme.

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    cmxx  about 1 year ago

    Everybody needs attention. Thanks to social media, the volume and desperation of that need is much more apparent.

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    Sometimes.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Eh? Did you say something?

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    Cerabooge  about 1 year ago

    The patient appears to be floundering.

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    Gina Carson  about 1 year ago

    Dog on the couch: “No one even smells my butt anymore…”

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    Yakety Sax  about 1 year ago

    https://my.evilmilk.com/go/82l-2yttl~.htm

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  about 1 year ago

    Apparently, yes, it is too much to ask.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member about 1 year ago

    My first chuckle of the day ;-)

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    phillip w  about 1 year ago

    Funny

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    Especially when I’m paying your exhorbitant rates…

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    It’s to compete with a squirrel.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Distractions, distractions. Life is nothing but a series of distractions. When you’re finally able to ignore them and focus on the moment, poof, you’re gone!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 year ago

    You said something?

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