La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 19, 2023

It makes his base happy.

He may be the only man in history who runs a successful campaign from prison.

Yes, that is what our country is coming to.

Only about 45, so far.

Of course, he does have the biggest indictment crowds of any president.

71, I hear. He breaks the record of the other 45 who combined only have ZERO!!

45 may live as long as Elvis if he dies in prison.

With all the campaign donations he gets whenever an indictment is announced, I wouldn’t be surprised if he looks forward to them.

2 mor indictments to go.

In many ways, this is like Elon Musk. He has lost more money than anyone in the history of money-losing, yet is still one of the richer men on Earth. I still wouldn’t vote for him. :)

He’ll never catch Reagan’s record of indictments across the whole administration. He’ll forever be known as a big loser

whoop-tee-doo