Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for June 27, 2023

legit. Wish my bed felt that way … sigh

Lost cause

YAWN!!

About time for the Baby Otter Truck to make a surprise return!

The plastic smell won’t last. Girl cooties will overwhelm it.

The important test is durability. You’ll go through a lot of pools during the testing.

I prefer a more subdued plastic smell.

Katy’s pool reviews just don’t hold water.

The volume of water held by this pool is too low, especially noticed when you pee in the pool.

Good review, Katy.

I thought i saw this from 6/9/20, maybe they are on vacation.

Once you get the hang of pool reviewing you can move on to water troughs and golf course water hazards. I mean really, the fountains and wishing wells could use a few quality stars as well.

“As this is quite a nuanced experience, it will take some time for me to fully formulate my thoughts…”

But is the water sufficiently wet? And of a pleasing temperature and texture?

With all those pool reviews she’s gonna look like a prune.

that’s wild, read that and could immediately smell the plastic (vinyl actually, I think)… she should also address the slickery, slimy feel of the bottom of the pool

Oh, it’s refined all right. Refined from crude oil.

The “mummy” sleeping bag gave me a great idea for a “personal pool”. :)

Pre-order yours at Wet Mummy Pools and Supplies

I’ll bet she could make a go of it, too.

Minus one star for the creepy lawn gnome that keeps staring at me.