Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for June 30, 2023

i don’t think they smell the same way they feel

Adam would be mistaken for one!!!

Wet behind the ears princess

I think she’d settle for a pony

Drowning her in the pool might be a MAJOR improvement!!

Manatees? Edible shirts from heaven?

Oh, the huge manatee.

To quote the movie Jaws, “We’re gonna need a bigger pool.”

Not manatees. Otters! Do otters! So much cuter!

Aren’t manatees an endangered species now?

I adore manatees.

I can’t sea cow a manatee would be practical.

Manatees need warm water and lots of plants. If you cannot swim in the old swimming hole, then you cannot swim in a body of water fit for manatees.

She’s hoping he’ll offer a pony in place of a manatee.

Yeah, I think she needs to be disavowed of her Manatee notions.

Fill it with piranhas, and have a family swim.

Exactly how much does she think can fit into a kiddie-pool?

You’re gonna need a bigger pool…

All this for a kids swimming pool…….two nuts!

Heater? No. The rest? sure. I’ll get right on it. First thing, catch a manatee. I wonder what you use for bait when you go fishing for a manatee? Otters? (I can almost feel the outrage)

None of her suggestions actual do anything to improve the pool, and a manatee in the pool is gonna crush it.

All of those things require a much larger pool, which is what she is really hoping to get.

what? no otters?

Adam’s back yard’s gotta be as big as Magic Mountain Park, to handle the little idiots plans for a backyard, blowup pool, better the forest pond…

Manatees poop wherever they want…

Honestly, a manatee improves most situations. I suggest it a lot.

Yes, but it is illegal to touch them.

Just buy items with a manatee logo. The animals are huge (up to a ton-and-half) and endangered.

Underwater ponies. Surprised she didn’t ask for dolphins.