I would have thought Death could just miracle a new leg.
Flashing back to an early Family Guy episode where Death sprained his ankle and forced Peter to do his job.
Give death a break.
Do you want the titanium plate natural, black, or powder coated?
This is hilarious!
When can I get out of here, doc? I’ve got a job -
I’ve got things to do, people to see, and places for them to go.
If he’s already dead and skeletized, there is no way for his leg to heal. Oh. Of course. Unless you apply cartoon physics. Anything’s possible, then.
“Into the Shadow, with teeth bared, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the Last Day.” — Robert Jordan
Doc, his funny bone was broken long ago, but he’d still like you to take a look at his Humerus.
rage, rage against the paying of the bill…
Actually, he just slipped on a banana peel.
I need to buy some more bananas.
This reminded me of Terry Pratchet’s “Mort”.
February 25, 2021
GreasyOldTam over 1 year ago
I would have thought Death could just miracle a new leg.
FreihEitner Premium Member over 1 year ago
Flashing back to an early Family Guy episode where Death sprained his ankle and forced Peter to do his job.
Imagine over 1 year ago
Give death a break.
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
Do you want the titanium plate natural, black, or powder coated?
CamelScalpers? Premium Member over 1 year ago
This is hilarious!
Doug K over 1 year ago
When can I get out of here, doc? I’ve got a job -
I’ve got things to do, people to see, and places for them to go.
thejanith Premium Member over 1 year ago
If he’s already dead and skeletized, there is no way for his leg to heal. Oh. Of course. Unless you apply cartoon physics. Anything’s possible, then.
scaeva Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Into the Shadow, with teeth bared, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the Last Day.” — Robert Jordan
Buoy over 1 year ago
Doc, his funny bone was broken long ago, but he’d still like you to take a look at his Humerus.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
rage, rage against the paying of the bill…
Imagine over 1 year ago
Actually, he just slipped on a banana peel.
I need to buy some more bananas.
artjohn42 over 1 year ago
This reminded me of Terry Pratchet’s “Mort”.