Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 19, 2023

The mileage charge is where they really get you.

don’t fill up on the moon…

their prices are astronomical

They probably made him sign an “insurance” policy.

Actually, that’s probably been said more than once.

Filling it up’s easy; finding out where it landed is the hard part.

Sounds like something Elon Musk would do.

“Do you hear me Major Tom?”

Not my problem. Tell NASA. They’re footing the bill.

Out of this world gas prices.

I remember “Be kind and rewind.” VHS tapes.

Please let me know the cost. Facinating stuff.

That is a Soyuz capsule: he would way better off with a Crew Dragon. Even the Space Suits are classier.

Once you get past Mercury, I think there’s a Sunoco right there.

I just saw a TV show on the history of space exploration and rocketry and the old Saturn V held 203,400 Gallons of fuel. Yikes to fill that up!

Yeah, just be careful inhaling around the hydrazine pump!

“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”

Don’t forget to have them check the moon buggy

Rent-A-NASA rocket.