Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 01, 2023

So before you have your coffee, your brain is in your pants? Something about that doesn’t sound right.

That’s a lot of coffee.

This brain is on ZZ Top now…

Ya got to have a lot

’Cause the taste it got is, oh, so sweet

You got to make it hot

Instead of boomerangs I need a repeat

Gimme all your coffee

All your mugs shouldn’t be missing too

Gimme all your coffee

Brainraising till it runs through

Go add some whipped cream up

And let it hit ya till you’re goin’ mad

If it flows to your top

Will you let it go to your head?

Gimme all your coffee

All your mugs and vapors too

Gimme all your coffee

Tidal waves of brainwash brew

You got to stir it up

And use it like a screwball would

You got to stack it up

Mind set it like a new brain should…

It makes me wonder how much coffee is needed to produce a comic. Especially in Samuli’s case.

Sounds pretty insipid.

And then you have to hit the john.

The next panel wold be a drawing of the Pee pee dance.

Glad I’m in your class, Horace.

Explains soooo much . . .

I must be one of the weirdest adults on the planet. I don’t like coffee; never have. I prefer unhealthy Diet pop. (Yes, I said, “pop.” I refuse to alter my regional vocabulary. That’s what we call in the western half of Missouri. Not sure about the St. Louis area. Also: lightning bug = firefly (Mark Twain, also from Missouri, used the same term. “The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter—it’s the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.”

sure, lets go with that. :}

Floating brains…..going up!

Good one Horace! Now drink your coffee….

My favorite coffee brand is Tachycardia Coffee™

Next class – Beer… my guess is it starts at the top and goes down from there….!

believable!

Reminds me of “Eddie Bear” in Robert Rankins book “The Toyminator”. Eddie is a plush bear who is a detective. He cannot afford to fill up on alcohol to get drunk because it runs to his feet. He stands on his head to get really drunk. :)

I don’t think that I want to even get into this conversation …… with a ten coffee cup pole ….. :)

Most of the women I know are not surprised that many men’s brains are in their pants!

If the brain got any lower, it’d be a smart-ass.

I don’t doubt this theory. In fact, it makes more sense this way.

That is one vacant body.

But the only catch is once the brain reaches its destination, you can’t pee, or you will have to start all over again.

Coffee is a beverage that smells awesome and tastes awful.