Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 29, 2023

Order what you like to drink the heck with what people think

Never order red. It gives me a headache. (Mind you, I rarely drink wine at all.)

Waiter, I’ll just need the one glass then.

I got into wine, I even bought a wine cooler (temperature , you know) I asked myself why? I hated it!

Then drink to me only with thine eyes; there’s only enough booze for one.

Que Syrah Syrah.

What twisted pathways of the mind conjured up this fiendish, perverse pun?

She is being a real glass…!

To drown his sorrows, he then picked a red wine at random. Any port in a storm.

That was tenat the response he was expecting

If you sit down, I’ll order some cheese to go with yours.

I just order water.

She was gone..in the blanc of an eye.

It’s merlot for me!

Chianti find another girl to date?

Especially if you drink whole bottle of Riesling ….or was that quart bottle of Yuengling ?

Breaking up should be so easy.

She sure doesn’t keep things bottled up.

(I want my five seconds back for reading this)

If I knew (or cared) anything about wine, this might be funny. oh well, de gustibus non est disputandum

he looks like he can hardly beer the idea of her leaving…