Science fact: The white stuff in bird droppings is urine; the black stuff in the middle is the feces.
I had a biology prof in college who was obsessed with the biology of elimination. He taught that human feces is brown because of the iron in the dead red blood cells filtered by the spleen (don’t laugh!!) but a similar process in birds produces the color of their eggshells. (Why eggshells come in so many colors he did not explain.)
At our companies parking lot that happened with a big flock of crows. That day I was there with my bike comfortably parked in the bike shed. The following day the shed was way beyond capacity.
Imagine about 1 year ago
And lost about 20 pounds.
pschearer Premium Member about 1 year ago
Science fact: The white stuff in bird droppings is urine; the black stuff in the middle is the feces.
I had a biology prof in college who was obsessed with the biology of elimination. He taught that human feces is brown because of the iron in the dead red blood cells filtered by the spleen (don’t laugh!!) but a similar process in birds produces the color of their eggshells. (Why eggshells come in so many colors he did not explain.)
manowarrior about 1 year ago
Oh,Crap!
Doug K about 1 year ago
That looks like the result of extreme diarrhea
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Oy! That’s certainly not the bluebird of happiness!
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 year ago
That could be one of the %&^ gulls that regularly bomb my car.
ktsndog about 1 year ago
EEUH!
Jethro Flatline Premium Member about 1 year ago
Feels good, man.
sandflea about 1 year ago
Boy. He really was full of crap.
Impkins Premium Member about 1 year ago
He should have TP’d the car in preparation. :)
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
Now that you’ve got that out of your system, let me get this out of my system [pow].
unfair.de about 1 year ago
At our companies parking lot that happened with a big flock of crows. That day I was there with my bike comfortably parked in the bike shed. The following day the shed was way beyond capacity.
T... about 1 year ago
Just like a woman, eat like a bird and hold it all in, gotta come out sometime…
Anters55 about 1 year ago
Wonder if he was preparing for a colonoscopy?
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 year ago
That was obvious.