Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 19, 2012

At least you tried.

She needs to be more than 10 pounds thinner to wear a suit like that. Those promises to look thinner instantly is a ripp-off. I tried that with one of those info-commercial products.

AACK! She missed the aack! in panel 2 or 3. Guess she’s not buying the ugly as sin suit huh? Another great expectation shredded.

Morning Susan. lightenup Yo! :-D Morning morning crew and lurkers. Time for my workout.

Huh, I wouldn’t have tried on that suit if you paid me a hundred bucks! I know it wouldn’t look right on anybody unless they’re super skinny. And really what normal women is??

Maybe if she had worked out all year, instead of just worked she would look better in a bathing suit. She looked skinnier in the sweats going out the door!! Morning Aaron,Susan, Lightenup and other Cathy nuts this morning

Let’s see. Look 10 lb thinner. Maybe if I wore 5 or 6 of them?

OMG, Cathy!!!!! For the love of all that’s holy . . . would you please just give up the hunt for the perfect swimsuit that miraculously makes you look like you weigh 95 lbs. already?!? Because for you, I’m afraid that suit just doesn’t exist and I’m soooooo ready to qit begging lightenup for her “brain bleach” to rid me of all the horrible images you keep putting in my head on a near-daily basis these days while you shop for one!!! AACK!!!!!

Aaron: Hope all is going well with your physical therapy!

Good afternoon, lightenup, lightenupjr., K.F.G., Susan, lindz.coop, rgcviper, gmforde, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, hendelca, Gator007, legaleagle48, Willi Nilli, mollie05, soonergal, Saucy1121, AndiJ, samfran60 and all the REST of the “Cathy” fanatics joining us here today. As always, good to “see” you all!

That suit will never be the same again. I think the suit is insulted.I’m running late today… Hello Susan, mollie, legaleagle and Saucy! Yo, Aaron!! LOL!! Love that greeting! :-) Hope your workout went well. How are you feeling these days?Hi to the lurkers and the ones to come soon, GsMom, Billy, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, gmforde, soonergal, lippyfish, Mai Tai, Willi Nilli and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!

The seller of the swimsuit lost me at Miracle Suit Then I rolled my eyes because I just knew Cathy was going to fall for the gimmick. Cathy, we need a long talk. When is good for you? I’ll buy you a healthy lunch.

Wow a hot day here so we’re going to play (well, I am) hockey. LMB is ready to man the penalty clock and box. Hi all and ’specially

Hi Cathyites!! — OMG what an ugly suit — who would want it? @AndiJ — I agree — even if it made me look thinner, it’s still ugly. @mollie05 — Everybody over the age of 10 (and that’s even generous today) looks thinner in sweats than they do in bathing suits. Bathing suits are designed to make us look fat and be self-conscious.

The older I get the more I realize that most humans look better – covered! Good evening fellow Cathyites – well good night for many of you. I agree with GretchensMom – Lightenup, please keep a good supply of brain bleach on hand.

Don’t believe all the hype, Cathy.