Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 27, 2012
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"Nutraceuticals" Food made with anti-aging ingredients "Cosmeceuticals" Cosmetics made with anti-aging ingredients And now, relationships made with anti-aging ingredients: "Dateceuticals" Irving: Can you enhance cardio function? Cathy: Can you minimize frown and stress lines?
mollie05 over 12 years ago
Morning Fellow Cathy nuts, all is well in Florida, we had some rain on Sunday and It’s been clear here ever since. Got a bit of sunburn today and swollen ankles because too lazy to come in out of the sun even using SPF50…thought I’d be okay. Will have to be more careful tomorrow with the beach time. Eating like there’s no tomorrow, so will have to pay for that next week…back on the diet and no alcohol!!
NE1956 over 12 years ago
Susan is right 101%. How much of that junk has value vs. is a marketing gimmick. Lame. I wouldn’t touch Irving’s question with a 10-foot pole. Dunno why my mind went where it did. Yow! The answer to Cathy’s question is a resounding NO.
Morning Susan I guess we both arrived. :-) Morning lightenup. Hello morning readers.
Hullo Mom!lightenup Premium Member over 12 years ago
To answer their questions in the last panel…Yes, Irving, if you treat her right, you and Cathy could “enhance cardio function” (wink, wink) every day.Yes, Cathy, as long as you both rid of your crazy tendencies, you and he could have lots of laughs and fun together.Good luck with that… eyerollGood morning, mollie! Glad you got out to the beach finally! I’m sorry about the sunburn – the sun can be pretty strong. Enjoy the good food!Good morning, Susan! You are so right!!Good morning, Aaron! Are you in NH now?Hello to GsMom, Billy, KFG, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, gmforde, soonergal, lippyfish, Mai Tai, Willi Nilli, mollie, Hobbes and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!(Missed you, GretchensMom!)(Hi KFG!!!!!)
summerdog86 over 12 years ago
If they are this old now, why did they have a baby 10 years later than this strip?
gmforde over 12 years ago
I can believe that egocentric people like Cathy and Irving would fall for the stuff in panels 1 and 2. The junk has been scientifically proven (since this panel was written) not to work. The USFDA has ordered the food and makeup industries to stop making claims about their jazzed up products improving your health or making you look younger. As for the relationship part, that is still a mystery. lol
AndiJ over 12 years ago
You’re only as old as you feel. ;)
AndiJ over 12 years ago
Same old same old. Except now it’s CoQ10, vitamin c, acai berries, etc. etc.etc.!!
soonergal Premium Member over 12 years ago
Yes and Cathy would also be visiting her “skin care professional” for Botox and filler injections with an even greater impact on the wallet! Question to Aaron: how do you do the color type? And good morning fellow Cathyites!
NE1956 over 12 years ago
lightenup Looks like I’m isn’t the only naughty mind. LOL Not in NH yet. Thursday. I got PT arrangements finally made up there. Hopefully it’ll be cooler there. The weekend looks too hot again.
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Thank you, Aaron! Appreciate it!
Gretchen's Mom over 12 years ago
Cathy . . . Irving . . . Could you both be anymore LAME I wonder?!?!?!?
Aaron: What’s got you all turned upside down these days?!? Is it Irving? Because that guy really does have a way of making ALL guys look kind of bad sometimes!!! ;-) Hope you both have a wonderful couple of weeks at the shore in NH. I’m sure that the peace and tranquility of the beach and ocean will be EXACTLY the kind of “medicine” your heart and soul needs to continue on with your recuperation!
We’ve really MISSED you around here, girl!!!!! Sorry it’s been so rough on you the last few months . . . especially with the loss of your beloved Sadie. My sweet little dog is 10 years old and still acts like a puppy most of the time! I try not to think of what it’s going to be like when I’ll one day have to say good-bye to her . . . it’s just too upsetting for me. But hopefully it won’t happen for a really long time yet! My sympathies at your loss.
Good afternoon, lightenup, lightenupjr.,Hobbes (if you should happen to drop by), Susan, lindz.coop, rgcviper, gmforde, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, hendelca, Gator007, legaleagle48, Willi Nilli, mollie05, soonergal, AndiJ, summerdog and all the REST of the “Cathy” nuts joining us here today . . . whether commenting or just lurking around behind the scenes instead. Great to “see” you all again!
NE1956 over 12 years ago
Hi Mom! Actually we’ll be quite far inland from the shore this time. The only time we get to the coast is in Maryland. We’ll be in southwestern NH, on a hilltop with apple orchards and (we can only hope) cooler days maybe with a light breeze.
And you should have a little discussion with your ‘boy’ Dr. Billy. He turned me on my head. Yeah I’m head over heels for my bud but he’s into intense pranking these days. I may have to resort to Pretty Please to get him to set me right again. I hate when he wins.
Koolfunkygrrl over 12 years ago
Good afternoon all ye crazy/ wonderful Cathy nuts :) Aaron, Dr. Billy, Lightenup, Gretch’s ma, Susan, gmforde, lindzcoop, and everyone else brave enough to wander into Cathy’s bizzaro world :)
rgcviper over 12 years ago
My first thought on this one was actually “Not a bad idea”, but then I came to my senses and returned to the usual eye-roll …
Great to hear from you all as always. We have such an awesome cummunity here.
kittycatpawsare over 12 years ago
Hi to all my cathy friends out there am & pm.Hi KFG glad your back i have cats and i know how it hurts when one of your babyies are gone my heart goes out to you.Aaron & billy LMB have a good time at the shore and get better real soon heal fast.tc GB. <3 : )
lindz.coop Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hi Cathyites!! I guess my mind went to the same place Aaron. A little affection between these 2 would do more for both of them than any of the products they are contemplating here. And they might just lose a little weight at the same time ;)