Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 27, 2023

Aw, fork it.

His knifelifts business isn’t cutting it either!

Same thing at the cracker factory.

He’s been petitioning for the legalization of cocaine.

Maybe they just need to “borrow” some advertising: “Acme Spoonlifts: For those messy jobs where you’re tempted to use a forklift, use a spoonlift – you want to get every drop.”

Who uses spoons that big? (apart from the JGG)!

And the “Knifelift” Just wasn’t working out with the cardboard boxes.

Sales have really dropped off for the souped-up model.

You got the knife, did ya?!

That spoonlift is silverware the forklift used to be.

No wonder he doesn’t have good business sense. He was born with a silver spoonlift in his mouth.

This is terrible. It’s a device that circumvents my copyrighted 20-Pound Spoon diet.

the customers used to just spoon it up, but now the company’s totally forked…

Time to replace w a sporklift.