Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 29, 2023

Sinking her teeth into the gig

Yeah dude you need something to rattle around in those Maracas.

Those baby teeth are way too expensive nowadays. Stick with beans.

I am certain that the Tooth Fairy supplies those to spray paint companies.

This might make it look like she’s in it for the profit.

Her entrance in the field was not acci-“dental.”

Totally lost me on this one?

She put some teeth in her proposal!

¿En realidad? ¿Un suministro constante dices?

Well, I guess that’s one way to keep the maracas filled.

Let the tooth be sold.

Anyone want to RUMBA? Cha cha cha

Let the tooth be sold

gross

Morbid!

He needs to chew on it for a little while.

Your mind works in such intricate ways, Dave. It’s always an adventure!

She’s been doing fairy fairy well as of late.

If he won’t do business she’ll put the bite on him.

Since beans are less than a quarter apiece (or whatever the going rate on teeth), I cannot see the advantage.

Yeah, a lot of her clients are hockey players.

I’m not surprised. I always figured she had to do something with all those teeth. Besides, where else would she get all the money to leave under the kids’ pillows?