Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 24, 2012

Tap those ruby slippers together three times Cathy, and repeat “There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home.”

Panel 1: All prospetive men? Panel 2: DesperatePanel 3: He’s looking for something other than a nutjobPanel 4: She shoulda brought Irving. He’s one step above hypothetical.

 

Morning Susan, neither a nutjob nor hypothetical. Morning lightenup the fully equipped motherhood package (how’s lightenup jr and lil lightenup lately?)

 

Hello fellow Cathyites. Hope you’re well. Love you too Mom! :-)

This will be the most complicated sale you’ll ever make, salesguy… good luck!Cathy, please just buy a car that you will like, not one that sends a made-up message to hypothetical people.Good answers, Aaron! LOL!! Good morning, millie and Aaron! Aaron, you seem pretty awake today – hope that means that you’re feeling good and getting some sleep. lightenup jr is doing well. Yesterday she had her BFF over all day and they had a blast soaking each other with water guns and water balloons. I keep reminding her to comment on comics, and she keeps forgetting. I’m sure she’ll remember today because we have cleaning up the house on the “to do” list today. lil lightenup is at cheer camp all day today and yesterday. Considering there is no AC in that place, she came home hot and tired. But she’s ready to go back, so it was a good thing, I think.Have you talked with Billy? How’s he doing? How is your recovery going? Hugs to all of you!Hello to GsMom, Billy, KFG, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, gmforde, soonergal, lippyfish, Mai Tai, Willi Nilli, mollie, AnonaMona, Bronzepony, simpsonfan2, legaleagle, Hobbes and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!

My own “car needs” are attended to by my chauffeur, for which I am very glad. Too many to choose from – like so many things in modern life. But when he’s away from home . . . I don’t go far!

Another day . . . nearly halfway through my own “single” time. But my OH will (should) be back at the weekend. So, Aaron – keep strong, and keep smiling. The time does pass.

Get the two door, you can always trade it in when the husband and kids come later! ;)

Live for the moment Cathy! Live for the moment.

Lemon square anyone? Mom made some today, with a recipe makeover from Cooking Light magazine:

 

Totally yummy!http://www.cookinglight.com/eating-smart/recipe-makeovers/healthy-lemon-squares-00412000076683/

Lordy how many eye rolls today for Cathy? eye roll….lol…..having fun so far, I’m not used to typing on my i phone so I’m at my friends’ (fellow Dr.) office at his clinic…helping out a bit….taking a break right now…it’s weird even though we’re all over the world it feels like I’m farther away from you all….well technically I am, but y’all know what I mean…lol….Happy Day to Lightenup and Jr. Aaron, Billy (you’ll get through), Susan, Gretch’s Ma, lindzcoop, Viperdude:), serenaskitty, mollie, hendelca…and all the other Cathy nuts:)

I don’t think I spelled ‘technically’ correct, did I?….oh well….lol….too many people around here speaking all different languages…hard to remember english….lol

Sadly, I know someone who thinks this way. As I recall, she thought a jeep or station wagon would make people think she was lesbian

Getting from point A to point B while looking good. That’s my point. :-)

Who cares which car you choose, Cathy?!? You’ll never be able to do better than Irving, who, for whatever reason, was MORE than willing to come over and spend time with you on Saturday while you sat in front of your “idiotic t.v.” all day like a “big, happy blob in a dumpy sweatsuit eating carry-out”!!! I say . . . grab that guy before he comes to his senses where you’re concerned and tries to get away!!!!!

HI, AARON & DR. BILLY!!!!! Aaron: Once again, another yummy-looking dessert courtesy of Dr. Bill’s mom! Since I can’t be there to have a bite myself, please be sure to have one for me instead!!!!! ;-) Good afternoon, lightenup, lightenupjr., K.F.G., Susan, lindz.coop, rgcviper, gmforde, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, hendelca, Gator007, legaleagle48, mollie05, AnonaMona, soonergal, Willi Nilli, Bronzepony, millie p, Andi J, samfran60, Terri, janinabarnes, Hobbes (if you should happen to drop by) and all the REST of the “Cathy” fanatics joining us here today. As always, great to “see” you all!

Mom does not play favorites. Very often. And Billy we have no idea what you’re talking about.

 

Nite nite lindz.coop, hendelca (still missing you), serenasakitty, and kittycatpawsare You know Ms Kitty, that is one very hard name to type. :-D

 

LMB buddy — D O N E! LOL His butt almost caught up with his front.

Hi Cathyites!! The sales guy should just be thankful she only brought her “hypothetical” husband — wait til she brings the real thing (Irving).

Billy — not “pathetic” at all — perfectly normal beh — 6 weeks is a long time to be separated especially when you haven’t had that kind of separation before. Also, you’ve both just been thru a traumatic event (nearly losing Aaron) and there’s some recovery time needed for that. Just remember the separation is for a good reason!!

Aaron — lemon squares — a favorite and from Cooking Light too — that means I can still weigh in legally.

I love lemon those lemon bars look so wonderful i can almost smell them.Hi all the cathy nuts A.M. & P.M.Hope all is going well with everyone. : )

OOPS! I left off the “y” in Dr. Billy’s name above in my post. Sorry about that, Dr. Billy!!!!! ;-)

OK, Cathy. Let me try to put this as succintly as possible, for your lines to the salesman:

“Car … look good … drive well … I buy!”

[Eye-roll]

(I’m a day behind here …)