Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 18, 2012

Not when you’re dealing with the Queen of Paranoia, Irving!

I feel sorry for Irving. Poor guy, I hope there’s an open bar at this wedding.Good morning, legaleagle!Good morning, Aaron and Susan (soon)!Hello to the rest of the gang… GsMom, KFG, Billy, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, gmforde, soonergal, lippyfish, Mai Tai, Willi Nilli, mollie, AnonaMona, Bronzepony, simpsonfan2, tegm, Shyygirl27, catsarge10, BJIllistrated, ncalifgirl58, Molly mcgee, Teresa, mar mar in MI and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!

Black and pink might be too much drama queen for me, but is fine with Cathy. She looks nice, no need for fussing! Poor Irving, he’s pale next to her and should do something about his head! Some cool hat would make him more “elegant outdoorsy”, whatever that means!

Good morning and good afternoon everyone, greetings to Susan Newman, mollie05, AnonaMona, catsarge10, Dr. KFG, Aaron, Dr. Billy, Gretchen’s Mom, soonergal and ncalifgirl58!

He could have at least taken off the band-aid.

Paranoia will destroy ya! Irving, learn to say “You look great! Let’s go!” I’m with you Bronzepony: she does look nice, and Irving should have worn a hat if his shaving wound still needs a band-aid. Good morning to legaleagle, lightenup, bronzepony, and summerdog, and good day to those yet to visit: anonamona, aaron, billy, shygirl, g’smom, gmforde, soonergal, mollie, ncalifgirl, and the rest of the Cathy Clan.

I can’t believe that bandaid is still on his head. Cathy might not be a fun date tonight with all this paranoia before even leaving the house!! Let’s hope she doesn’t drink too much at the wedding…could get ugly. Good morning everyone and have a good Tuesday.

That brassy hair color of Cathy’s has got to go. They should fire the comic colorist. Cathy has, and always will have, BROWN HAIR!

Yes, she forgot the bag for your ugly shaved head Irving.

NEVER EVER make that second comment to any women!

Well, I’ll concede that it was Irvings fault, but then the nut job gene kicked into high gear. Is there no hope for our gal?

Mom! No stress allowed when you’re making a meal or dessert for someone. I was more cook than baker, but the summer in New Hampshire let me become a better and more confident baker as well. Experimenting is half the fun of it. A recipe is only a guide, nothing more. Notes on a page, based on someone’s experiences. No rule says it has to look over-the-top pretty or taste exactly brilliant the first time you make something. My grandmas both told me the first ingredient in anything you make is love — love for the family whom you cook and bake for and love of the art of baking something special. There not a recipe I’ve ever encountered that I didn’t tweak in my own way.

Hi kittycatpawsare, I just discovered the kind welcome-back message you posted yesterday – thank you, and have a good day!

Irving next time try “Hi Cathy, you look amazing.” Hi lightenup and the rest of the “Cathy” nuts.

Hi other Cathyites!! Sigh, I guess I would have to side with Irving on this one — he didn’t SAY anything wrong — his looks, however….. If anything needs fixing it would have to be him and Terri’s idea of a bag is right on!!

Lesson learned I think, huh Irving? I’m with Aaron, Cathy hit zero to nutjob in 1.7 seconds. It might be a record.

Hello evening crew rgcviper not here yet. Hi kittycatpawsare wrapping it up later. Hope all is well.

Now it’s time to see if LMB makes it up the stairs before me. Ok buddy . . . D o n e ! [enter] LOL yeah he left me in the dust. :-D

That is so cool when you or Aaron tell LMB done and he goes running up the stairs to go to bed it so sweet. Hi to all the cathy nuts out there A.M. & P.M. Everybody here are just great thanks for being the caring folks you are. : )