Eek! by Scott Nickel for June 21, 2023

But his hair is perfect.

That wolf’s bane taken in for questioning.

And so is ravaging someone…so???

Must be a full moon if he’s turned…..growl…

This is a buzz kill.

Treaed lightly, London IN cops carry silver bullets…

Did he get that marijuana at Trader Vic’s?

Kitty’s stunned. He thought it was catnip! :)

Now if he were the “Werewolf of London – Ontario”, he could grow up to 4 plants for “personal use”.

Lycanthropic hallucinations fueled by homegrown “locoweed”? You can do better than that, Wolfie!

(Or, you could pounce on the LEO and rip his throat out, but that would be messy….)