Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 27, 2023

No £20 for you either way, Andy.

Ladies and gentlemen, here we have the new definition of “Recycling”.

Offer to split the winnings. That might make her think about it for a second.

she should pretend she placed the bet and keep the 20 pounds…after alll, that horse will never win…

Bet on Happy Harry (or some other horse) yourself, Flo. Then, when he wins (and he will!), put the winnings in your OWN account without a shilling to that accursed bum you are shackled to!!

The money comes and goes so effortlessly for Andy.

Go for £30 and put £10 on Spark Plug at Ascot.

just say NO! GET A JOB!!! LOSER

He wants his cake and eat it too with the 20 quid.

Tell him you will, then don’t. What are the odds his horse will actually win?

Save the money, get a lawyer and get rid of the bum. You life will greatly improve.

Quid pro quo

And there you have it!

Happy Harry won him £200 but Flo keep it cos it’s her money!!!

I was hoping for a better toon today, it being my birthday. I’m [mumble mumble] decades old—and a half !

Andy reaches a new level of chutzpah.

And there it is.

xxx

Neither a borrower nor a lender be, except when you need the cash…

ba dum tss

FLO should tell Andy “Heck No!”

lend like borrow? as if he is going to pay it back?