Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 28, 2023

Leaves an unpleasant taste, does it?

Bitters

apparently he was unconscious when he did

Meaning it’s not watered down?

Every pint to Andy tastes like…more

Andy just needs a complementary, free, replacement pint to rinse from his mouth the taste of humiliation and disappointment that comes from having to buy one himself.

He used Flo’s money, to be sure!!

Ol’ Money bags.

Store bought’en sure don’t taste half’n as good as free range.

Make it last, the joints empty no chance for mooching a second.

How about two for one, Jack?And I’m the one!

This date will live in infamy.

Andy must have won at the races.

If there’s something strange about it, Andy will send back the empty glass and demand another on the house. Dilly! Dilly!

What? He paid? First time I even saw that. Did he steal the money?

It’s off Andy. Better swig it slowly. Till Chalkie and crowd shows to cage an aged lager.

Never said he used his own money to pay.

ba dum tss

The shame!

He’s bucking for a refund.

You can be assured it wasn’t his money.

You really have to be a dedicated scrounger in order tell the difference between a free beer and one that is purchased, so the fact that Andy can is no surprise.

Well I don’t think Andy is going to make that dire mistake again!

xxx

Andy paid for more then the beer.

It always tastes better when free

Sure, but with whose money?

a new record!!!