Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 28, 2023

“Milking” it for all it’s worth.

You’re pasture prime.

they’re makin milkshakes

Cows are rather expensive, and actually tipping one over can severely injure or cause one to die.

They should ask Penny how to do it ;-p

The only reason they tip a cow is that one of their four stomachs are in the wrong place. So they have to roll her so they can put back that one stomach and stitch it from the belly wall. Saw it on an episode of Dr. Pol.

The only reason to tip a cow is if they give outstanding service.

The cow should say something while stepping back and forth a little …

… Give them a very mooving experience they’ll remember.

Can’t you just rub against the fence?

Cow tipping is one of those things I can’t imagine anyone actually wanting to do. Perhaps it’s just as well that it’s (apparently) an urban legend.

There is, by the barn, a jar for cow tips.

Gotta love city kids, they are just sooooo dumb. Somebody give them all burlap bags and send them out snipe hunting.

Somewhat amoosing.

Here’s a tip for cow tipping, DON’T…

Someone needs to teats these punks a lesson.

Probably the same reason they take ball bats to rural mailboxes – they’re bored.

Isn’t cow tipping supposed to be done while the cow is asleep?

Cow tipping is a myth. Lucky for the cows. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping

Udder nonsense…