Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for June 29, 2023

A picture of Howard would break the camera and melt the film if the camera isn’t digital.

This is funny!

Isn’t there something that is pinned to the clothes that sets off an alarm whenever an outside door is passed through?

He needs a backup alarm more!

Uh, …what?

Howard’s End?

Hall monitors think they own the halls….but Howard…you need to get a back-up plan….

I just want to know which way the lens is pointing – towards or away?

Does he use a backup camera when he’s wearing a thong?

Wut?

The Monitor? I thought is was on the seafloor just southeast of Cape Hatteras.

HOWARD! … you’re crack-ing us up …!

( does it fartbeep? )

Oh. He said “hall”