WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 06, 2023

You need to rethink this honey.

Let her go already. She’s doing you a favour.

First prize, two weeks at Warsheekh Beach, Somalia.

Second prize, three weeks at Warsheekh Beach, Somalia.

Would the Pirates even want to take her? Do they have any standards?

[Maybe the Phillies could submit a bid.]

This will definitely be a “Ransom of Red Chief” scenario soon.

But do the pirates want to kidnap you? Maybe they are just after the contents of your purse!

Pirates don’t want to be the solution to a problem.

Those aren’t the fun kind of pirates. It won’t be like the “Pirates of the Caribbean“ ride at Disney World.

The pirates must think she’s one hot Somali.

They need you at work. You have the only key to the supply closet.

Anything but work…….take me…..

She has “only one oar in the water” . . .

There are no “free rides” with pirates.