F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 28, 2023

Some of the metaphors were offensive and the alliteration was a bit hard to take as well.

I once decided to read Edmund Spenser’s “The Faerie Queene” straight through (the Elizabethan equivalent of binge-watching. A couple of days in, I discovered I was having a lot of trouble forming sentences without having them come out in iambic pentameter.

Weirdest form of ADHD I’ve ever experienced.

Executives get a stock option, workers get a job option.

Rap battles on the job.

Briefly possessed by the spirit of Dr. Seuss?

…and I’m not sure what this strip is about.

Danes, in the Viking Age, used to speak in rhyme. He’s just channeling his ancestors!

I don’t know but I’ve told

His managing style is getting old

WHAT rhyme(s)?

You should go see an doctor about that

Next time I’ll bet more subdued. The speech will shorter too, in haiku.

SHOUT SHOUT, Let it all out;……

Bosses get a bad rap