Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for June 30, 2023

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The best answer is, “The doctor says I am twenty years younger than what my birth certificate indicates.”

You have to remember it these days just to pick up a prescription.

You never have a two thousand dollar computer with a basic calculator app when you need one. And you have yet to see yourself mentioned in the ‘This Day In History’ listings.

You want me to do math this early?

One of her responses may have been accidentally right.

I lie about when my Birthday is so people will leave me alone.