La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 26, 2023

hello, scurvy city

Mmmmmmm. Orange juice kombucha.

Well, if you think about it, there’s a huge market for wine, which is basically rotten grapes.

I’m afraid hipster could really like that disgusting thing.

“This juice ain’t going to squeeze itself!”

I prefer my orange juice with fewer delicate hints of racism, paternalism and xenophobia.

Yes, the ignorance on this topic will make you drop to the ground and gnaw sticks! All of the states have programs set up to establish a framework for the legal recruitment and hiring of seasonal foreign workers for American farms. Otherwise, there would be no food. I know this because my pa once headed the department in the state agency here in Virginia that oversees this process. Right, so all around this state, basically all of the apples and peaches, for instance, are harvested and processed by Mexicans. Otherwise, yes, there’d be lots of peach and apple cider, which sounds okay til you realize that would also mean no peach cobblers and no apple pies. That said, many of these farm workers are brought in illegally, and mainly because doing it this way is cheaper, unless you’re caught. In other words, many years ago America hung out a “Help Wanted” sign, and now we have a so-called immigration crisis. It’s really shameful that only one political party sincerely cares about solving it, while the other trolls for votes by telling the lie that we all need to be afraid of the hordes of “rapists and murderers” trying to cross our borders.

All florida malls will soon have an Orange Foolius

Fermented, not rotten.

Orange Kombucha!