FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 14, 2023

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    seanfear  over 1 year ago

    shut up Jason and sleep

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    The Great_Black President  over 1 year ago

    Like The Last King of Scotland

    Headline #1: IDI AMIN TELLS ASIANS THEY HAVE THREE MONTHS TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY

    Nicholas: “Please don’t expel the Asians. They are small business owners and make many contributions to the middle class.”

    Idi Amin: “Is that why you are here? To plead for your stupid tailor from Pakistan? You are not native to this country and have no business dictating our policies. Get out!”

    Headline #2: UGANDA’S ECONOMY IN TAILSPIN. LINKED TO ASIAN EXPULSION.

    Idi Amin: “Why didn’t you tell me not to banish the Asians?”

    Nicholas: “I did tell you not to do that!”

    Idi Amin: “But you did not persuade me!”

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Jason, shut up and sweep out the tent.

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    xSigoff Premium Member over 1 year ago

    As a Boy Scout when I was in Panama, I once set up my tent over a tarantula hole; woke up with one of them three inches from my face on the inside of the tent. I did expeditiously remove self from tent, with appropriate sound effects.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m pretty sure that my wife, a former owner of two 7-Eleven franchises, would recognize Jason’s lame excuse from many an employee,.

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