Close to Home by John McPherson for July 06, 2023

it’s nothing to sneeze at…

Yes i’ll take it. If this one doesn’t work out. I can have the old one put back on.

Sure, that way she can stick her nose into two peoples business at the same time.

Pretty soon they’ll both be smelling.

I knew a doctor who had a patient that lost her nose to cancer. His patient, a feisty older lady, had a prothesis nose that she would remove to scare freeway drivers that annoyed her.

New twist on the, “I got your nose” game.

Sure. Who nose. Maybe I’ll find something to do with it.

Two of my buddies lost their belly buttons to abdominal surgeries.

“Nobe… bub dank you bor oppering!”

Good to see Bleeb back on his “A” game.

Thanks for the memory of Woody Allen’s “Sleeper.”

Gives new meaning to ’don’t pick your nose in public.’

She can leave it under her pillow for the nose fairy. Think that was Samantha Stevens at one point.

“Nose” thank you.

May I pick another nose?

This made me think of Tycho Brahe.

She asked for a nose job, not an implant…aaaaacckk!

Kind of like getting the old parts back at the auto repair shop.

Wonderful. Two noses to pick

Your new nose comes with a year’s supply of snot, and you can use your old one as a vacuum cleaner attachment for sniffing under those hard to reach areas.

I sneeze so much I would put the spare on the back of my head. No one would crowd me in the check-out line! :)

Man, that’s a BIG jar. :)

She did the same thing when she had tongue replacement surgery. One day the cat got it.

As someone already alluded, she could put it under a pillow and hope for the nose fairy to leave her a quarter. That was Larson “Far side” cartoon. https://thefarside.net/i/56063750

“Eww, I don’t want that! It smells funny!”

Oh, Bleeb, you don’t need cosmetic surgery! You’re perfectly lovely just the way you are!