Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 03, 2023

A very big cricket secret.

This is great. Always wished we could understand animals.

Now where’s my cricket bat?

My what a big nose you have!

I think crickets are the unholy union between grasshoppers and cockroaches. I’ve never seen a grasshopper inside anyone’s home – but crickets somehow find their way indoors and will drive you mad until you find the noisy little bugger.

Silly guinea pig. You are crepuscular.

Weet,,weet, weet…

Play a little song for me, Jimany

I tried telling jokes to a roomful of crickets once. I have no idea if they were funny.

Jiminy! It’s a talking cricket! Okay, chat up the “Danders. Mr. Danders” and lull him to sleep. (He talks too much anyway….)

I like the sound crickets make but they are ugly. Look like roaches.